Thank you, The Grynne, and thank you, GreenConverses, for helping me decide to get a paid account, and thank you both for helping me to come to possess a paid account.
LJ Fact I Didn't Know Beforehand: one cannot use two gifts toward the same purchase.
Thank you both for your words, your help, and your gifts. I am in your debt.
I seriously need a "I'm prostrating myself before you" icon.