If you were a crayon, what color would you be, and why? What color would your ideal mate be, and why?
What color would my ideal mate be? Um, aren't crayons polygamous? Heck, some crayon sets I've seen, more pairings than 10 years of Stargate fandom and two hundred years of the Ottomans' seraglios' occupants.
(the anglicization of seraglio is "harem")