rodlox (rodlox) wrote,

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Ziva-isms & movie references

part of my contribution to the NCIS egroup's compiling of all Ziva's turns of phrase, and all of DiNozzo's movie references.

plain text - a Ziva-ism
italics - a DiNozzo movie reference

contents: two unknown episodes & 'Deception' & 'Light Sleeper'

"Like shooting fish in a pond."
"I think you mean in a barrel."
"Why would fish be in a barrel?"
"I never really thought about that."
-Ziva, John

"...the pirate's copy."
"Pirated copy."
"That's what I said."
"Who is Jack Sparrow?"
"...How did we get here?"
"I drove."

"No it wasn't the quarterback; it was my phone."
"So you keep it in your pants at all times?"
-Tony, Ziva

"Why do you insist on calling it football when you don't use your feet?"
"Good point. Well we kick it sometimes."
-Ziva, Tony

"Whose blood is that?"
"Not mine."
-Tony, Ziva

"You waiting for an invitation?"
"Oh so you really are getting married?"
-Gibbs, Ziva

"What's your plan?"
"We use good-old-fashioned American ingenuity."
"Good plan. Except I'm not American, Tony."
-Ziva, Tony

"Don't worry, Abby, sometimes it's hard to see the jungle through the ferns."

"Just out of curiosity, who taught you to drive?"
"I did."
-Tony, Ziva

"I run this chapter of PBJ."
"Peanut butter and jelly, yes?"
-Ross, Ziva

"You haven't met our hacker."
"Is he good?"
"Does a bear sit in the woods?"
"Are you the crackerjack team on this job?"
"She's Israeli."
"Look I know I got the bear thing right!"
-Tony, Ross, Ziva, Ross, Tony, Ziva

"No, I wish to improve my computer skills. So come on, hacky-sacky."
-Ziva to McGee

"Steve Martin, Michael Caine. 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.'"
-Tony to Ziva

Light Sleeper
"There's gotta be some way out of this. Maybe I can injure myself."
*grabs his fingers and squeezes*
*drops to his knees*
"What?, I was only trying to help."
"I was only kidding."
-Tony, Ziva

"I've learned from Gibbs that, in certain cases, you can attract far more bees with honey."
"What do flies have to do with honey?"
"Flies don't like, uh, vinegar."
"It's complicated."
-Ziva, Tony

*Sean Connery accent* "So tell us, Jane Bond, how do we track you down?"
"You don't, Tony."

-Tony, Ziva
Tags: dinozzo, movie, movies, ncis, references, turn of phrase, turns of phrase, ziva david, ziva-isms, zivaisms
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