rodlox (rodlox) wrote,

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Lost humor ficlet: "5 things Juliet hates"

...or would kill someone who committed them.

spoilers for Lost: the story of the Oceanic Six and vague backstory, way back in s1 or s2, I think...

5. hide-and-seek with a polar bear while jumping through time.
4. winning an all-expenses paid trip to an island paradise.
3. he's lying right next to her {Juliet}, but Sawyer says "oh yeah, Freckles".
2. Sawyer disappearing in 1976 or 1977.
1. while on the Island, in any time, "James, I'm pregnant".

okay, so the #1 thing isn't humorous.
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