my favorite part:
“General George Armstrong Custer,” he introduced himself to her. “At your service.”
“Sure you are. And I’m Valentina Tereskova,” this woman night guard said, holding a gun on him.
“Pleasure to meet you,” Custer said, though he had a feeling that eye-rolling meant the same now as it did when he was a boy.
...well, that and the Mr Ed reference.